Tuesday, May 29, 2012

You have to. Because I have cancer.

One of the bonuses of cancer (and a bold personality) is that I leverage that whenever possible. These situations may or may not have actually occurred...

I'm hungry. Bring me a steak, because I have cancer.
Please get up and go to the fridge and grab my drink for me. You have to, I have cancer.
I need to sleep in, I have cancer.
You go to the store (instead of me), I have cancer.
You have to kiss me, I have cancer.

Like I said... may, or may not have occurred. ;)

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